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Post by sascrotch on Feb 14, 2008 15:59:16 GMT -5
pick up lines that would never work...without drugs of course
my personal favorite: You'll do.
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 14, 2008 17:37:05 GMT -5
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Post by ceasarshlong on Feb 15, 2008 12:12:04 GMT -5
don't be picky i wasn't
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 15, 2008 21:40:06 GMT -5
Hey, the word of the day is "legs". How about you come to back to my place and spread the word?
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 19, 2008 10:10:57 GMT -5
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 19, 2008 19:34:19 GMT -5
Hey toots, JIGGLE DEM TITTAYS! Works every time
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 15:54:14 GMT -5
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 15:57:19 GMT -5
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 16:01:06 GMT -5
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 16:01:40 GMT -5
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 16:03:06 GMT -5
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 16:04:20 GMT -5
Do you spit or swallow?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 20, 2008 16:07:20 GMT -5
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 20, 2008 16:11:46 GMT -5
What flavor are you?
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 20, 2008 16:12:23 GMT -5
i call my dick 'skittles'. wanna taste the rainbow?
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