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Post by hungdong on Feb 26, 2008 9:28:02 GMT -5
Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 26, 2008 10:20:13 GMT -5
It's so hard being rich and single...
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Post by ceasarshlong on Feb 27, 2008 12:25:36 GMT -5
epic....
Before i ask u on a date can i take u on a test drive
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Post by hungdong on Feb 27, 2008 14:02:15 GMT -5
travis your not allowed to say epic cuz your a ch00b
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 27, 2008 17:11:13 GMT -5
....and has x10 more posts than you. ;D
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 28, 2008 10:17:42 GMT -5
i want to fuck your brains out but it looks like someone already has
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Post by hungdong on Feb 28, 2008 15:58:17 GMT -5
he has more posts but i am taller than him and thats what really matters
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 28, 2008 16:05:29 GMT -5
not really...
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Post by hungdong on Feb 28, 2008 16:06:32 GMT -5
you are all just jealos of my awsome ability to reach the top shelf
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 28, 2008 17:43:15 GMT -5
because that's where they keep the extra small condoms, am i right?
I kid, I kid. ;D
Urgh, there's a good thread over at ole ultimate guitar where there's shit load of pick up lines, ima go check.
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Post by hungdong on Feb 29, 2008 9:03:40 GMT -5
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Post by hungdong on Feb 29, 2008 9:05:22 GMT -5
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 29, 2008 9:05:47 GMT -5
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 29, 2008 9:06:06 GMT -5
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
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Post by hungdong on Feb 29, 2008 9:06:30 GMT -5
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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