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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 29, 2008 18:05:42 GMT -5
haha, yes, do tell!
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 30, 2008 10:02:40 GMT -5
this should be interestin
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 30, 2008 10:24:34 GMT -5
ready: GO!
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 30, 2008 10:30:37 GMT -5
i'm waitin for gun shot....
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 30, 2008 18:05:32 GMT -5
*b00m*
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 4, 2008 10:20:48 GMT -5
while we're waiting, enjoy:
when i was little, i used to just go out in my yard and pee (sometimes i still do). Instead of just undoing my pants, i would pull them down around my ankles. One day, i was out pissing away when the neighbor's goat got off the chain. It came down into the yard, i freaked and ran to the house, my pants still down. The goat chased me through the house to the bathroom where it cornered me in the tub. My dad finally got the beast and took it back to the neighbor's, but i still have the urge to sacrifice as many goats as possible.
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Post by ceasarshlong on Feb 4, 2008 11:59:17 GMT -5
lmao... wouldn't blame u
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 4, 2008 12:10:18 GMT -5
fuckin goats
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Post by egyptiandong on Feb 4, 2008 12:25:46 GMT -5
All right I'll tell you about the ball kicking:
Well it was the 8th grade and I was hanging out in the playground with a few "friends" when I jokingly said something about having a third nut. Richard (I believe it was) said "let's get someone to kick it away for you". Then I sarcastically said "If you can get someone to, that would be fine with me". Then he actually gets some girls to come over to were we are. With everyone yelling "you said you'd let her if she would" I couldn't exactly let 'em down. But' there still seemed to be a hope. She didn't seem to keen on being paid to kick me in the Testes. But suddenly the attack came.A girl from the back with a battle cry of "I'll do it" smites my nuts with the full force of a woman's scorn. I couldn't breath or even see. All I could do was repeat "I didn't think she would really do it" over and over. They paid her and we all went on our marry way. Except me who painfully was called to the office and was hit with a biradge of morrally confuseing questions to which I answered only what got everyone out of trouble. Your welcome mystery Kicker.
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 4, 2008 15:39:36 GMT -5
i think it was casey murphy, or maybe i'm making that name up
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 4, 2008 18:01:01 GMT -5
All right I'll tell you about the ball kicking: Well it was the 8th grade and I was hanging out in the playground with a few "friends" when I jokingly said something about having a third nut. Richard (I believe it was) said "let's get someone to kick it away for you". Then I sarcastically said "If you can get someone to, that would be fine with me". Then he actually gets some girls to come over to were we are. With everyone yelling "you said you'd let her if she would" I couldn't exactly let 'em down. But' there still seemed to be a hope. She didn't seem to keen on being paid to kick me in the Testes. But suddenly the attack came.A girl from the back with a battle cry of "I'll do it" smites my nuts with the full force of a woman's scorn. I couldn't breath or even see. All I could do was repeat "I didn't think she would really do it" over and over. They paid her and we all went on our marry way. Except me who painfully was called to the office and was hit with a biradge of morrally confuseing questions to which I answered only what got everyone out of trouble. Your welcome mystery Kicker. ahahahhaha, seriously dude, I'm crying from laughing. Your story telling = EPIC WIN.
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Post by egyptiandong on Feb 5, 2008 9:58:12 GMT -5
Thank you.
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Post by egyptiandong on Feb 5, 2008 9:58:36 GMT -5
Who's Casey Murphey.
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 5, 2008 10:09:32 GMT -5
idk, some gorilla girl or something
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Post by ceasarshlong on Feb 5, 2008 10:56:50 GMT -5
yeah shes sounds brutal
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