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Post by sascrotch on Jan 24, 2008 10:14:14 GMT -5
aye, oh drunkard of the seven plains
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 24, 2008 12:07:50 GMT -5
aye the 7 plains of crawford county lol
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 24, 2008 15:59:53 GMT -5
the next post better be an actual story or sassy will be mad
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 24, 2008 18:50:24 GMT -5
So, were are on this one forum about shagging squirrels or some shit, right? Well, we start talking about being drunk on like 7 different plains of being, and this damn hairy saskatcher gets all pissed off because no one is telling stories.
And that, kiddos, is how I met your mother!
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 25, 2008 10:01:53 GMT -5
oy i feel sorry for the kiddos
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 25, 2008 10:07:19 GMT -5
ok, so this guy marries this widow chick who has a daughter. the guys father marries that daughter, making the man's new daughter also his new mom. And now his wife is also legally his grandma. And, being married to his grandma, that makes him his own grandpa.
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 25, 2008 11:58:29 GMT -5
Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to present his situation to the doctor. So he tried to explain it to him indirectly. He said, ''Doctor ,if you combine your and my balls, then the result will be five!'' The doctor was amazed to hear that. He stood up and asked the patient, ''You poor guy, have you got only one?''
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 25, 2008 15:49:45 GMT -5
^i'm the doctor
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 25, 2008 18:29:47 GMT -5
Ooooh, burn.
You gonna take that, Dr. Sassy?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 28, 2008 10:17:03 GMT -5
once there was this flaming chihuahua who thought he was a roman emperor.Then, a sasquatch, a viking, an egyptian, and the lord of the black iron hills cooked him and ate him. the moral of the story is DON'T FUCK WITH SASSY.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 28, 2008 18:32:01 GMT -5
Holy shit, that was fucking epic.
EPIC.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 29, 2008 10:14:20 GMT -5
how do you answer to that?
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 29, 2008 10:50:26 GMT -5
i'm the guy wit 3 balls.... its true
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Post by Black Iron Dong on Jan 29, 2008 10:54:09 GMT -5
Wow joe had three ballz once but some girl kicked them off
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 29, 2008 11:05:25 GMT -5
i remember. fill us in Joe
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