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Post by sascrotch on Jan 7, 2008 10:36:07 GMT -5
Got a story? Share it here.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 7, 2008 18:32:11 GMT -5
Lolephant. So me and thor were at this bowling alley to see Zack and Daniel to preform with their band. I'm sitting down, right, and all of a sudden a chick walks in front of me, with tight jeans and one hell of an ass. After feasting my eyes, she turns around, and I see that she is not a "she" at all. It was a fucking GUY (an emo, might I add). I wanted to vomit after that. Seriously, dudes have NO BUSINESS wearing TIGHT JEANS. NO BUSINESS. Fuck...
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 8, 2008 11:22:10 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 8, 2008 18:30:01 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Fuck, that's hilarious! ;D
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 9, 2008 17:34:32 GMT -5
^ Fucking EPIC. 'Tis a classic, one that NO ONE will ever let you forget lol.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 10, 2008 10:04:59 GMT -5
i won't let myself forget either. just too awesome to not share
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 10, 2008 17:43:02 GMT -5
RUB ICY HOT ON IT LOL
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 11, 2008 12:12:50 GMT -5
i know bjs are the greatest. as good or better than pussy
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 11, 2008 18:02:49 GMT -5
I suppose it's a good thing you didn't all of a sudden jerk the steering wheel at the...critical...moment.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 14, 2008 10:11:03 GMT -5
no, but i slowed down a lot, just in case i lost control.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 14, 2008 17:40:35 GMT -5
Good good. Hmm, stories. "I graphed it." Sound familiar, SASSY?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2008 9:59:14 GMT -5
look, that's how i solved the problem, ok? anyway, the spanking story is better.
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Post by ceasarshlong on Jan 15, 2008 12:25:08 GMT -5
woa.... i must of missed the spankin
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2008 15:44:51 GMT -5
her's how it went. I was sittin in Mr. Morris' class doing my work when i hear this *smack* *smack* i whip my head around out of pure reflex , because when you hear a spanking noise, you turn your head. what i see is courtney sorenson spanking Haili with a yard stick, Shweetness.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2008 19:04:20 GMT -5
I remember that. ;D Good times, good times....
Now to only hope they don't stumble across this site... >.>
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