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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2009 9:06:53 GMT -5
Rofl sassy just got a tomato-facial.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2009 11:58:51 GMT -5
I don't like maters
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2009 12:03:51 GMT -5
Then why do you have sex?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2009 12:16:02 GMT -5
I mean tomatoes
and maybe we do it for recreation not procreation
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2009 13:59:51 GMT -5
Well, that's certainly not true.
*Shakes fist at a Speedy McGee little-saskatcher* Watch where you're teleporting!
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2009 14:26:04 GMT -5
he's still learning
I mean that's not mine
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2009 14:26:58 GMT -5
Gotcha!!!!
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Post by egyptiandong on Jan 15, 2009 14:38:02 GMT -5
You have been caught in the act of fatherhood. *begins to handcuff the Sass and search him while up against my police car* You have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
*another cop walks up and intterupts me and begins to arrest me* Damn it what's this for.
Cop: *False Imprisonment*
Bogus.
*now I'm in jail and the fathering Sass is free*
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 15, 2009 16:46:10 GMT -5
free to roam his 4x8 cell! *arrests and shows legit badge* for the past two years I have pretended to be Zac.k on this site in an elaborate and expensive undercover mission. We got you now, you son of a bitch!!
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 19, 2009 19:33:35 GMT -5
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*Smokes a big fat doobie*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 20, 2009 9:07:48 GMT -5
....we now return to our regular scheduled programming...
Journey of a Tear
Swells up. Rises from behind a flesh curtain. Clinging tightly. Afraid to leave. Hovering, quivers of fear A moment of reflection A mirror into another world, like our own But without comfort Letting go, spilling down a pale slate Leaving pieces of itself behind Freely falling to the cruel world below. Alone. Absorbed into the world it hated Becoming part of its worst fear Taken away from the place it called home. Still alone.
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 20, 2009 11:34:35 GMT -5
you're still going to the slammer.......................... and sharing a cell with Black Steve the Ass-Slammer.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 20, 2009 13:08:01 GMT -5
ok what does that have to do with my poem?
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 21, 2009 7:57:54 GMT -5
Dunno, guess he's on one of his moods.
That was a good poem by the way, I think I liked it better than anything else you've written to date.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 21, 2009 10:24:19 GMT -5
yeah probably my favorite too kind of came up with it at like midnight when I couldn't sleep...
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