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Post by sascrotch on Mar 6, 2008 10:57:46 GMT -5
like your mom
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Post by hungdong on Mar 7, 2008 9:07:35 GMT -5
or joes mom .... she's french and everyone knows french=good food (thats what they say on the movies)
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 7, 2008 10:07:12 GMT -5
It ain't easy being a dick I've got a head I can't think with An eye I can't see out of I hang around a couple of nuts all day My neighbor's a real asshole My best friend is a pussy And my owner beats me every day.
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Post by Viking Dong on Mar 9, 2008 15:47:17 GMT -5
lulz.
How is this a pick up line though? lol
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 10, 2008 14:56:01 GMT -5
because its funny and chicks like a guy who makes them laff
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Post by Viking Dong on Mar 10, 2008 16:23:31 GMT -5
what if they think your just a pervert, then proceed to kick you in your tesicular region?
bummer.
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Post by hungdong on Mar 11, 2008 11:14:21 GMT -5
when picking up chicks some times you get kicked there its a risk we must take like them from behind all the time
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 12, 2008 9:35:12 GMT -5
that's why i always wear my steel cup
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Post by Viking Dong on Mar 12, 2008 16:53:28 GMT -5
Smart man, smart man...
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 13, 2008 10:12:31 GMT -5
hi I'm Thor, wanna see my hammer?
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Post by Viking Dong on Mar 13, 2008 16:34:15 GMT -5
Speaking of Thor, this gets him a chick every time:
Hey baby, guess what?
b00m BEOWULF BALLS
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 14, 2008 9:21:39 GMT -5
Pickup Lines That May Get You Killed
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.
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Post by egyptiandong on Mar 14, 2008 9:39:36 GMT -5
I Say just hit her in the head with a club and drag her by her hair back home. A good offense is a great defense, or something like that.
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Post by sascrotch on Mar 14, 2008 15:08:28 GMT -5
well, you see , that would be rape....
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Post by Viking Dong on Mar 15, 2008 14:44:56 GMT -5
Not if you yell surpise first!
Gawsh, how many times have we been over this? like 1000 x10^43 or something...
anyways great list sasseroo, i did indeed chuckle.
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