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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 17:33:45 GMT -5
Do whatever you want or your family will be raped and your crops will be pillaged.
Or, in my case, your crops will be raped and your family will be served fried rice. But whatever.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 17:42:38 GMT -5
Stickied!
I'm as hungry as a sawcy mammalian invader from space! I'm too lazy to do anything about it though.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 17:43:46 GMT -5
Hmm. Have you tried Lucky Stu's Beef Nacho and Hagass Emporium? They deliver!
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 17:47:30 GMT -5
Hagass... dayum, Sassillia, that sounds right delish.
*Ponders going to Lucky Stu's place to get some hagass*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 17:49:47 GMT -5
Well, it's either hagass or Banshee Ovaries. Depends on what day it is.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 17:51:50 GMT -5
K, you've convinced me.
*Departs to the emporium on a tuesday*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 17:52:32 GMT -5
Oh my! That's Goblin Gut Surprise day!
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 17:56:59 GMT -5
But... but I thought you said it was either hagass or banshee she-nuts.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 18:00:35 GMT -5
Well, it usually is. But on Tuesdays supplies run low. And there's always goblins running around.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 18:05:13 GMT -5
Oh, ok...
I guess I could use a good Goblin Gut 'n' Broccoli soup...
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 18:06:35 GMT -5
An excellent choice! Would you like a side of Imp Wings with that?
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 18:06:51 GMT -5
Deep fried, plz!
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 18:09:32 GMT -5
*sizzles up a batch of fresh-cut Imp Wings, with some salamander blood hot dipping sauce*
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2011 18:10:08 GMT -5
Damn this is some tasty fixin's. Ernest, why didn't you tell me bout this place earlier?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2011 18:12:27 GMT -5
Well, you see... it's owned by Stu Crabswine, and I know you and him had a beef three years ago...
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