Post by egyptiandong on Nov 11, 2008 17:00:31 GMT -5
The Quest For Turkee
Jim:Totally, I can't wait to get some turkee anus. Where do you think has the best turkee anus?
Thorr:Um, Turkey duh.
Jim: Wtf why didn't I think of that.
When should we embark on this epic quest for Turkey?
Thorrr: Hmmmm...
Now?
Jim: Righteous!
*Hops on board plane 2 Turkey in search of turkee anus*
*Plane is hijacked by a New Swaziland terrorist*
Jim: *Oh fukk, what are we gonna do, Thor?*
Thorrrr: *Punches*
*another hijacker attax*
Jim: *Casts fireb0llz at terrorists, but they keep appearing*
*Holy Toledo, what are we gonna do?*
Thorrrrr: Dunno
*keeps punching*
maybe we should summon the Cockatron!!!
Jim: Are you sure? We banished him long ago because his terroristic regime... do think he'd still help us?
*Keeps casting fireb0llz*
Thorrrrrr:*still punching*
I dont know but I dont think we have any other choice.
We have to jooin hands!!!
*holds out a hand while still punching with the other*
It's not gay if we're summoning a Cock Bot!!!
Jim: Of course!
*Takes hand while casting fireb0llz with the other*
*Begins to summon C0ckatron!*
We mumble words of Arthemaeic, Latin, and Fuc. The Cockatron appears in all his sexyness and destroys the hijackers. As he departs he warns us that he will collect his payment next we meet or else.
We reach Turkee. First we check out some anus stores to see what they have and then we go in search of the Glorious Golden Turkey. We head for the Shining Mount Yrael.
Jim: *At the Shining Mount of Yrael*
Hmm, those guards don't look too friendly, they have some pretty big spears....
Thorrrrrrr: Yeah.
I have an idea.
*walks up and punches one in the face
the other turns to attack but I grab the spear, break it, and shove it through his eye*
Kay let's go.
We then come to three hallways. Jim flips his magick three sided coin which determines we should go trough the middle hall.
We then come to a large door which Jim blows down with Fireb0llz. We battle a horde of orcs untill we decide the numbers are not in our favor. We attempt to summon the Cockatron a second time but to no avail. Jim uses his most powerful attack, MEGAB0LLZ. The use of this most Epick Magicks drains his power to the point of distress. The only thing that can save him now is the Golden Turkey Anus.
Thorrrrrrrr: *heads up the next set of stairs which leads to another door*
I'm not falling for another trap.
*busts through the door like an idiot. Ready for battle, but only met by a young girl*
Young lady what is your name?
"I'm death to you"
What?
*little girl attacks. I kill her with one punch to the throat. I then notice a bomb with a wire attached to her heart. This means when the heart stops the bomb starts. I run outside the room and close the door. The bomb blows the heavy oak door off the hinges, over my head, and down the stairs. Dazed I begin my trek up the next flight of stairs. These lead to an opening to the outside and I found myself standing on top of a mountain staring at a large golden glorious bird. I quickly snatched up the Turkee and ran back to my partner.*
Sassy: *jumps out in front of Thor*
Nay, mighty warrior of Fuc.
You shall not help the Wizard...
Thorrrrrrrrr: You, but why?
I suppose it has something to do with the reason you refused to work with us.
Jim: *You must defeat him, before I die! I can't last much longer without the Golden Turkee Anus. Help, Thor!*
Sassykins: *points at Thor*
Tell me where my father is and you may assist the cowardly Viking.
Do it not, and your friend will die today...and never return.
Thorrrrrrrrrr: Your Father, Grey, Lives in a small hut. He is Accompanied by a man named J.R.R. Tolkien. The hut is in Russia close to the village Roughtlee. I believe you will be surprised when you meet him.
NOW LET ME PASS!!!
(to be continued)
Jim:Totally, I can't wait to get some turkee anus. Where do you think has the best turkee anus?
Thorr:Um, Turkey duh.
Jim: Wtf why didn't I think of that.
When should we embark on this epic quest for Turkey?
Thorrr: Hmmmm...
Now?
Jim: Righteous!
*Hops on board plane 2 Turkey in search of turkee anus*
*Plane is hijacked by a New Swaziland terrorist*
Jim: *Oh fukk, what are we gonna do, Thor?*
Thorrrr: *Punches*
*another hijacker attax*
Jim: *Casts fireb0llz at terrorists, but they keep appearing*
*Holy Toledo, what are we gonna do?*
Thorrrrr: Dunno
*keeps punching*
maybe we should summon the Cockatron!!!
Jim: Are you sure? We banished him long ago because his terroristic regime... do think he'd still help us?
*Keeps casting fireb0llz*
Thorrrrrr:*still punching*
I dont know but I dont think we have any other choice.
We have to jooin hands!!!
*holds out a hand while still punching with the other*
It's not gay if we're summoning a Cock Bot!!!
Jim: Of course!
*Takes hand while casting fireb0llz with the other*
*Begins to summon C0ckatron!*
We mumble words of Arthemaeic, Latin, and Fuc. The Cockatron appears in all his sexyness and destroys the hijackers. As he departs he warns us that he will collect his payment next we meet or else.
We reach Turkee. First we check out some anus stores to see what they have and then we go in search of the Glorious Golden Turkey. We head for the Shining Mount Yrael.
Jim: *At the Shining Mount of Yrael*
Hmm, those guards don't look too friendly, they have some pretty big spears....
Thorrrrrrr: Yeah.
I have an idea.
*walks up and punches one in the face
the other turns to attack but I grab the spear, break it, and shove it through his eye*
Kay let's go.
We then come to three hallways. Jim flips his magick three sided coin which determines we should go trough the middle hall.
We then come to a large door which Jim blows down with Fireb0llz. We battle a horde of orcs untill we decide the numbers are not in our favor. We attempt to summon the Cockatron a second time but to no avail. Jim uses his most powerful attack, MEGAB0LLZ. The use of this most Epick Magicks drains his power to the point of distress. The only thing that can save him now is the Golden Turkey Anus.
Thorrrrrrrr: *heads up the next set of stairs which leads to another door*
I'm not falling for another trap.
*busts through the door like an idiot. Ready for battle, but only met by a young girl*
Young lady what is your name?
"I'm death to you"
What?
*little girl attacks. I kill her with one punch to the throat. I then notice a bomb with a wire attached to her heart. This means when the heart stops the bomb starts. I run outside the room and close the door. The bomb blows the heavy oak door off the hinges, over my head, and down the stairs. Dazed I begin my trek up the next flight of stairs. These lead to an opening to the outside and I found myself standing on top of a mountain staring at a large golden glorious bird. I quickly snatched up the Turkee and ran back to my partner.*
Sassy: *jumps out in front of Thor*
Nay, mighty warrior of Fuc.
You shall not help the Wizard...
Thorrrrrrrrr: You, but why?
I suppose it has something to do with the reason you refused to work with us.
Jim: *You must defeat him, before I die! I can't last much longer without the Golden Turkee Anus. Help, Thor!*
Sassykins: *points at Thor*
Tell me where my father is and you may assist the cowardly Viking.
Do it not, and your friend will die today...and never return.
Thorrrrrrrrrr: Your Father, Grey, Lives in a small hut. He is Accompanied by a man named J.R.R. Tolkien. The hut is in Russia close to the village Roughtlee. I believe you will be surprised when you meet him.
NOW LET ME PASS!!!
(to be continued)