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Post by sascrotch on Nov 30, 2007 14:10:47 GMT -5
got any original Chuck Norris jokes? A vote for Huckabee is a vote for Chuck Norris. Welcome, Mr. President
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 30, 2007 14:14:34 GMT -5
CHUCK NORRIS IS WATCHING YOU
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Post by hungdong on Nov 30, 2007 14:18:27 GMT -5
does chuck norris watch me all the time
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Post by egyptiandong on Nov 30, 2007 15:08:43 GMT -5
Yes, he knows when your awake he knows when your sleeping, thats when he attacks.
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 30, 2007 15:45:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris watches you masturbate. then he replaces images of your penis with those of his, so your cock looks like Chuck Norris'. that's why every guy thinks he has a huge penis
except ramsey who does not masturbate
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Post by egyptiandong on Nov 30, 2007 16:02:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris bit his face off mount rushmore because the rock wasn't tough enough to depict him.
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 1, 2007 11:46:35 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag (slap someone with your balls) people, he potato sacks them.
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 3, 2007 15:40:26 GMT -5
fuck the potato sack it's more like a 50 pound bag of bricks
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 3, 2007 15:47:47 GMT -5
Good call. Chuck Norris can and will solve the immigration problem if Huckabee is elected. C'mon America! Vote for numer uno!
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Post by egyptiandong on Dec 4, 2007 15:08:44 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris got to close to the border He'd probably send those poor Mexicans running for the south pole.
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 4, 2007 17:10:46 GMT -5
Aye.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door (old I know)
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Post by egyptiandong on Dec 4, 2007 19:46:21 GMT -5
Chuck Norris's penis is the length of mine.
Yeah I'm serious.
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Post by hungdong on Dec 6, 2007 10:36:38 GMT -5
DONT make fun of chuck norris, his penis is big and yours is tiny and crooked
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Post by egyptiandong on Dec 6, 2007 13:47:52 GMT -5
Are you fucking kidding me I'm Egyptian read the bible my cock is huge.
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 6, 2007 15:40:03 GMT -5
chuck norris + egyptian penis + jew = Jesus
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