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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 19:57:18 GMT -5
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:07:55 GMT -5
Deathly silent new page...
ominous!!!
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:08:55 GMT -5
well, it leaves the air open for any topic you can think of!
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:12:43 GMT -5
How about...
SMITH & WESSON!
*Shoots you like the bronc you are*
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:13:20 GMT -5
nah, I'll pass....
*goes back to folding tee shirts*
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:15:41 GMT -5
Oh...
Can I have one?
*Is shirtless, and my mighty pecs are starting to get a bit frosty*
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:17:06 GMT -5
well, they're $6.99, but we're having a buy one get two free sale...
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:21:36 GMT -5
Sweet!
*Buys one to take advantage of uber-dealio*
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:22:44 GMT -5
*rings up your total*
That'll be $38.50.
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:25:23 GMT -5
M*therfucker!!!
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:27:25 GMT -5
oh, sorry, I mean $7.58...my bad
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:31:03 GMT -5
*Slowly removes hand from S&W*
Lucky...
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:32:30 GMT -5
*wipes bead of sweat from brow. I watch in silent horror as the sweat falls slowly toward the brand new shirt. It splats on the collar*
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Post by Viking Dong on Dec 5, 2009 21:35:12 GMT -5
*My left eye only twitches in the barest perceptible amount*
*My hand moves like lightning, the S&W in my hand before anyone even notices*
*Shoots the hat off of the clerk*
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Post by sascrotch on Dec 5, 2009 21:42:39 GMT -5
SIR! I"M SOSORRYI"LLGETYOUANOTHERONERIGHTAWAYSIRPLEASEDON"TSHOOTSIR!
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