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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 9:01:21 GMT -5
*stares at Achmed*
Don't play games with me, you dirty Armenian. I know you have the stone.
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:21:29 GMT -5
The shtone? I have money shtonesh, my friend. Perhapsh I have the one you sheek...
*His hand subconsciously caresses a massive jem on the hilt of a dagger in his sash*
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:23:08 GMT -5
I want the one that flashes with all the colors, like a prism! Hand it over or things will get ugly!
*presses face close to Achmed's*
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:28:07 GMT -5
*He's nervous, but still smug*
Oh, yesh? Then ashk him!
*Points to the faceless servant*
*Teeth suddenly protrude through the blank slate of flesh that should have been his face, blood running down from the newly rendered skin. Two slits emerge where eyes should be, red rivulets pouring*
*It snarls and lunges*
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:30:44 GMT -5
*caught flat footed, I do my best to beat the madman off, finally grabbing it and snapping it's back. The man just gets back up and pops its back back into place.*
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:33:34 GMT -5
{Telepathically communicates: Turn it's face towards me, if I incinerate it will die!}
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:34:44 GMT -5
*taunts it until it charges again. At the last moment, I duck and throw it over my shoulders, face first at Jim*
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:37:21 GMT -5
*Casts fireb0llz at its face*
*Flesh melts, and it howls in a pitch slightly higher than our hearing, but can be felt in our bones*
*It crumples and turns to ash*
*Achmed stares in horror*
My pet! You killed my pet!
*He starts blubbering and breaks down in tears*
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:40:30 GMT -5
Enough about your pet, where is the stone?
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:41:09 GMT -5
You mean... thish one?
*Holds up technicoloured prism*
*He throws it one of the wells*
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:43:32 GMT -5
You bastard!
*runs to edge of well, but is reluctant to jump in*
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 10:44:36 GMT -5
*Achmed returns to crying*
*We both are staring over the edge*
There can only be one way....
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Post by sascrotch on Feb 11, 2009 10:45:44 GMT -5
But it may kill us...look at it...a swirling mass of death
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Post by Viking Dong on Feb 11, 2009 13:59:35 GMT -5
Only one way to find out!
*Plugs nose and jumps in*
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Post by egyptiandong on Feb 11, 2009 14:03:10 GMT -5
*smoking a doobie in Colorado*
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