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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2014 14:01:32 GMT -5
Damn right.
*Huffs and puffs and the break-marathon as he stumbles in last place*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2014 14:04:49 GMT -5
You should try DOOMKAISER ENERGY! ENERGY FOR THE END OF DAYS!
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2014 14:09:13 GMT -5
But is it the end of days, truly, sirrah?
Or art thou another false messiah?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2014 14:15:48 GMT -5
If i was a false messiah, would I be EATING A FLAMING GOAT WHILE HIGH ON BATH SALTS!?!?!?
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2014 14:18:47 GMT -5
Actually, um....
*Pulls out Avery's Text on False Messiahs and Paragons*
That's... that's literally the textbook definition...
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2014 14:24:19 GMT -5
*tickles your taint and passes out*
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 15, 2014 14:25:32 GMT -5
My taint possesses the power to make folks pass out.
This will come in handy one day....
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2014 15:20:27 GMT -5
And not so much on other days.
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 16, 2014 21:19:56 GMT -5
*Thrusts my mystical taint upon on an unsuspecting passerby*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 17, 2014 13:24:50 GMT -5
*stranger passes out*
All hail Lord Faint Taint!
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 17, 2014 16:32:54 GMT -5
I am not ready to bear the burden of such glorious knowledge and power!
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 21, 2014 16:23:46 GMT -5
*offers a Golden Turkee Anus to my great and benevolent Lord*
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 21, 2014 16:32:09 GMT -5
I humbly accept.
...
NOT!!!!
Shaboiganlager, bitch! *Throws glorious turkee back at you*
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 21, 2014 16:34:29 GMT -5
*dies*
*my liver was the the soul of the world all along*
*World dies*
*You are all that is left, alone in the void*
*You must scream but have no mouth*
*You see a young Harrison Ford in a vest floating towards you*
*you reach for your gun, but have no arms*
*Han shoots first*
*FIN*
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 21, 2014 16:49:06 GMT -5
Damn I need to stop doing kabashi.
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