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2009
Jan 1, 2009 1:00:25 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 1, 2009 1:00:25 GMT -5
...is here, finally. About damn time. Who knows what shall be in store this year? Make your resolutions & predictions! I shall reach 50k posts by years end and become unsingle, Sassy will be a father, Thor will have good luck for once, and the heathen cur will still be a hole-in-one kind of guy . And never attain the White Whales. To 09! May it be better than 08!
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 10:49:09 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 2, 2009 10:49:09 GMT -5
The Testinator will get in big trouble, Loki will finally get the STD from hell that he deserves, and yeah I'll probably be a father...just being realistic here
Jim will grow a Fu Manchu, Thor will gain a power never heard of and finally destroy the Cockatron...yeah my oracles gave me that one.
As for the heathen, he will continue to dismantle the framework of the Fogger, slowly driving this place to chaos and destruction.....in other words, nothing will change
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:01:02 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 2, 2009 11:01:02 GMT -5
*Applause*
Maybe I'll actually get my driver's license, too....
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:07:39 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 2, 2009 11:07:39 GMT -5
and maybe I'll keep a job for more than a week
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:10:15 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 2, 2009 11:10:15 GMT -5
Rofl, aye, that too.
I have a feeling that this year has some big surprises in store for all of us, though... let's hope they are good ones.
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:12:51 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 2, 2009 11:12:51 GMT -5
aye...
well, christine will be gone for part of the summer...better get my licks in now
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:17:33 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 2, 2009 11:17:33 GMT -5
Dude, that sucks.
Aren't you getting married, sometime?
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:19:01 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 2, 2009 11:19:01 GMT -5
...should be
she won't be gone all summer, so...yeah
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:20:36 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 2, 2009 11:20:36 GMT -5
...should be
she won't be gone all summer, so...yeah
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2009
Jan 2, 2009 11:33:42 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 2, 2009 11:33:42 GMT -5
Gotcha. And, Sassy, you be dividing by zero real bad.
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2009
Jan 7, 2009 10:17:23 GMT -5
Post by sascrotch on Jan 7, 2009 10:17:23 GMT -5
I just wanted to make a point
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2009
Jan 7, 2009 12:27:54 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 7, 2009 12:27:54 GMT -5
Here, then you'll need this sharpening tool.
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2009
Jan 7, 2009 18:35:50 GMT -5
Post by Conan Dong on Jan 7, 2009 18:35:50 GMT -5
isn't that your penis? Anyways, Sass will continue to lose hair around his bald spot, Jim will lose his virginity...to a dude, Loki will get some girl knocked up, and I will be swarmed by lusty barmaids.
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2009
Jan 7, 2009 22:09:47 GMT -5
Post by Viking Dong on Jan 7, 2009 22:09:47 GMT -5
Probably, wrong on the last part, probably, and those barmaids will have penises.
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2009
Jan 9, 2009 0:34:03 GMT -5
Post by Conan Dong on Jan 9, 2009 0:34:03 GMT -5
if by penises you mean massive mounds of mammaries, then I'm right.
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