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Post by Conan Dong on Dec 30, 2008 4:18:25 GMT -5
His pale mounds bounced and jiggled, enticingly so And Zac.k felt a stirring as his loins began to grow
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Post by Viking Dong on Jan 12, 2009 9:46:02 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 12, 2009 10:50:05 GMT -5
no?
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2009 14:19:53 GMT -5
AS Zac.h revealed the gift in his trousers the whale could only drop jaw and say WOWZERS!
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 12, 2009 16:50:03 GMT -5
At the sight of such rigging, the whale knew Zac.k would be famous And sit in a throne and sip from goblets fine Golden Turkey Anus
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 12, 2009 17:04:13 GMT -5
He carried this aspect of glory to the bottom of the sea Where the mermaids are easy, and the herpes are free
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 14, 2009 10:44:22 GMT -5
And there Zac.k dwelt in the realm of Poseidon And died playing games of lusty bar maiden-ridin'
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 14, 2009 10:56:38 GMT -5
NEW
Across the realms of the great ones, he stood above all Terror his sword and demons his thralls
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 14, 2009 13:55:12 GMT -5
His eyes were as of eagles and legs of a kangaroo He fought many an enemy and slaughtered many a Jew.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 14, 2009 14:18:14 GMT -5
A wizard challenged him to an epick fight Testing the best of their infinite might
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 14, 2009 18:22:52 GMT -5
He was afeared, knowing his secret origins: sprang from Semitic loin And the ungodly curse that his foe would surely find: his uncircumcised groin
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 15, 2009 12:08:03 GMT -5
As the battle wore on, each taking their blows The wizard attacked with a surprise from below
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 15, 2009 15:41:11 GMT -5
He tore off his robes to reveal this his most evil master plan He had the parts of a wench, though he was most assureadly a man.
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Post by sascrotch on Jan 16, 2009 10:21:42 GMT -5
The warrior could not resist his lustful appetite He took the she-man by the throat and squeezed his/her boobs tight
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Post by Conan Dong on Jan 20, 2009 11:43:43 GMT -5
A throng of people gathered to see A sinful sight that was worse than puberty
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