Happy 1 Year Foggerversary!

[Viking Dong]

Guys,

It's been bloody fantastic - what's better than a year of pure spam, and many an epick laff by all? I could write for days on how fucking awesome this site and you guys are, but I'll spare you. Instead, I give you the exact copy of my first post here:

Argh, me hearties, time for some lovin'! I mean, lovin' of the rum!! Arghhh, we ALL have some captain in us, so bombs away!


So, let us reminisce of the glory days and celebrate.

Here's to Noggin Fogger, and may there be many more fruitful years of college time-killing!




I feel like crying.

[sascrotch]

here here!



and maybe one day while recovering from a painfully sweet sexathon I will decide to actually work a little on the Fogger Chronicles....








But I'll probably just have more sex

[Viking Dong]

Naturally, you beast, you.

*Takes up ram-horn meadbong*

For Valhalla!

*Glugs*

[sascrotch]

*picks up barrel of lard*

For cardiovascular difficulties!!

*glugs*

[Viking Dong]

Noice! *high gives*

*Picks up octopus hookah*

For braincell reduction!

*Tokes*

[sascrotch]

AWESOME!!!

*picks up jumper cables and attaches them to nipples*

For twisted carnal pleasures!!!

*shocks*

[Viking Dong]

*Blank stare*

[sascrotch]

*stops*

*Awkward silence*

um....

[Viking Dong]

*Goes back to ramhorn meadbong*

YEEEAHHHH!!!!!

Wanna join, Sass?

[sascrotch]

no, I gotta go wash off my shame

[Viking Dong]

*Dumps keg of mead on The Sass*

There, you're totally washed!

*Continues to drink for Valhalla*

[sascrotch]

:dance:

[Viking Dong]

*Spies a bottle of rum*

Oh. Yes.

Time to get my cap'n on.

[sascrotch]

HAPPY CHRISTMAHANNAKWANZADAN !!!!!!

[Viking Dong]

Wrong holiday. This is Noggin Fogger Day.