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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 10:05:07 GMT -5
Your laugh is enough To drown out the cries of pain When I eat seagulls
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 11:39:29 GMT -5
Why would you eat those Magnificent birdies Who want to be bread?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 11:40:40 GMT -5
Alas, I am full Feathers, wheat, and sandy beaks Attack my anus
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 11:50:01 GMT -5
That third line, my friend It was most unexpected Donkey fuck mustard.
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 11:51:39 GMT -5
Donkey fuck mustard But what if the people said Mustard fuck donkey?
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 12:06:19 GMT -5
Fucking l-o-l I laughed heartily dear sir Such profound wisdom
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 12:13:50 GMT -5
Do not fuck the laugh Out loud, it was inside you Where Cain slew Abel
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 12:16:29 GMT -5
Incredibly deep Your poetic insight Is most delightful
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 12:22:55 GMT -5
Your haiku has six Little syllables in the Middle line, you cunt
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 12:27:54 GMT -5
I will verily Hook you in the gabber, mate You will be sorry
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 12:29:09 GMT -5
I am so sorry That I have offended you You cheeky pooftah
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 12:32:12 GMT -5
This pooftah, I don't Know what a pooftah is, see. What is a pooftah?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 12:33:52 GMT -5
A pooftah is you Says me mum an Da an me Yer a bum fairy
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 15, 2013 12:36:33 GMT -5
A bum fairy, eh? As in, a winged creature Of my bum's woodlands?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 15, 2013 12:37:48 GMT -5
I guess that is right I failed secondary school I'm in Parliament
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