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Post by sascrotch on Nov 4, 2008 12:01:14 GMT -5
Just post some funny haikus
I hope you know what those are. If not, its a poem, doesn't have to rhyme
3 lines. first and last line have 5 syllables, middle has 7
got it? GO!
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 4, 2008 12:03:41 GMT -5
I have a cockhorn It is gold and very large I hope you like it
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 4, 2008 12:05:49 GMT -5
my name is Sassy I was born of the Great whale and now I fuck corn
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 4, 2008 12:07:44 GMT -5
I have a chinstache It is glorious to see Do you want to feel?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 4, 2008 12:09:19 GMT -5
all of my babies they keep coming with no end I should have wrapped up
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 4, 2008 15:24:19 GMT -5
Life is sucking hard There is no purpose left now Let us make cupcakes
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 4, 2008 15:40:23 GMT -5
bunny is here he will take over the world unless we eat him
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 4, 2008 16:03:28 GMT -5
Sup mang, I am Jim Behold me on my shag throne Isn't it glorious?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 4, 2008 16:06:02 GMT -5
i have a girlfriend on occasion, I tell Tales all have been disturbed
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 4, 2008 22:45:24 GMT -5
I'm an example These tales are most picturesque I've not been the same
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 5, 2008 9:58:40 GMT -5
I just cannot stop When things happen, I share them and then people cry
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Post by egyptiandong on Nov 5, 2008 13:59:58 GMT -5
Why sassay why Why You be eating all my food Why Sassay Why?
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Post by sascrotch on Nov 6, 2008 9:48:19 GMT -5
I think you counted wrong...5-7-5 not 4-8-4
I really messed up loose lips sink ships i am told now i believe it
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Post by egyptiandong on Nov 6, 2008 15:20:18 GMT -5
What Sassay is only 2 sillabills? and eating is 2, damn? hows this
How do U Know me I hats People who know me I hats U U ass
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Post by Viking Dong on Nov 6, 2008 21:01:43 GMT -5
Thor is so awesome He is the coolest dude, mang no one else compares
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